What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 05:08

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
When Chinese people see my pets, will they think of it as their food?
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why are American women so ugly nowadays?
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.